When your amazing girl lilly amber gurr goes mental after not seeing you for two weeks and accuses you of cheating
by BigManDylan April 5, 2021
Get the She’s mad mug.The act of smadging has minor similarities to Gonzoing, but instead of the scrotum and penis, the Smadge-er uses his/her anus.
For executing the perfect smadge, one could be at a party and waits for a participant of the social gathering to pass out from consuming copious amounts of alcohol (tequilla makes this happen much more quickly, therefore smadging becomes a much more efficient process).
The smagde-er then needs to approach his/her drunken target (or the smadge-ee) and proceed to whip down his/her trousers plus underwear (a girl wearing a skirt and going commando could make for a much more amusing smadge), and hold his/her ass crack open by pulling the cheeks apart, then place the target's nose in between the crack.
The smadge-er then closes his/her ass cheeks clamping the nose in place, and use a rubbing/slapping with the hands to cause the ass cheeks to move back and forth (which may brown-nose the target if you're filthy scum).
This is smadging.
There can be many variations of a smadge, such as the wet smadge. This involves the same process as a normal smadge, with the exception of including flatulence once the smadge is initiated.
For executing the perfect smadge, one could be at a party and waits for a participant of the social gathering to pass out from consuming copious amounts of alcohol (tequilla makes this happen much more quickly, therefore smadging becomes a much more efficient process).
The smagde-er then needs to approach his/her drunken target (or the smadge-ee) and proceed to whip down his/her trousers plus underwear (a girl wearing a skirt and going commando could make for a much more amusing smadge), and hold his/her ass crack open by pulling the cheeks apart, then place the target's nose in between the crack.
The smadge-er then closes his/her ass cheeks clamping the nose in place, and use a rubbing/slapping with the hands to cause the ass cheeks to move back and forth (which may brown-nose the target if you're filthy scum).
This is smadging.
There can be many variations of a smadge, such as the wet smadge. This involves the same process as a normal smadge, with the exception of including flatulence once the smadge is initiated.
Look! Phil's passed out! Let's give him a good ol' smadge!
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I'm gonna give that prat a smadging he'll never forget
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I'm gonna give that prat a smadging he'll never forget
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by WDarnold December 3, 2016
Get the Smadp mug.a good teacher, a teacher, she knows whats going on. smadi is usually sick and as a result she cant use a computer. she drinks coffe and not water. she sometimes brings presentations to class. she is always 20 minuints late for class. she think she is funny but she is realy realy realy realy realy raely realy realy not.
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Get the smadar mug.Of, or pertaining to, the breasts of either a male or female, usually large in nature. Can be used either positively or negatively. Also can be used in shortened forms such as “smads” or “smids”.
“We were at the bar last night, and this girls smadlies were out all over the place”
“This girl had the biggest smids I’ve ever seen”
“This girl had the biggest smids I’ve ever seen”
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Smadrejuice is a mix of power rade, vodka, painkillers and caffeine
Often used if you wanna go nuts on someone.
It Can be used without vodka as a super energizer for workout or sports
Often used if you wanna go nuts on someone.
It Can be used without vodka as a super energizer for workout or sports
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