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rhetorical textion

A text message asking a question that is not meant to be answered. Frequently addressed to the originator's entire phone book.

These messages can cause confusion by causing dozens of people to think that someone wants to hold an actual conversation with them, when in fact the sender of the message was simply lonely, amused, drunk, or all three.
Alice: Carol just texted me, 'Why the hell can't people in Atlanta use their turn signals?' How the hell should I know? I *do* use my turn signal!

Bob: Relax. It was a rhetorical textion. She sent it to me, too.
by scarshapedstar. January 6, 2009
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Rheannin

Rheannins are the most beautiful, amazing, smartest, funniest, sweetest girls you will ever meet in your life. She will always make you laugh and wants to always make you smile. She is the nicest person. If you get on her bad side she will be a bitch thou, also Rheannins have the best ass
Damn I wish every girl was like a Rheannin..
by sexybeastie42 April 14, 2012
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Only ogs would know
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Rheyanna

Rheyanna's will or can be a little shy at first like everyone when you first meet them but after years of getting to know them, they will become your best friend and can be weird, and they will be ok and happy about you being protective over them.
RHEYANNA is the best child!!!!
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Rheannon

The pengest woman you ever did see. Keep her in your life she might be fiesty but boy she is worth it. Rheannon’s are most often right, if you think she’s wrong you’re probably just delusional.
Wow whose that!’
You bet that’s a Rheannon.’
by Therhealist January 20, 2020
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Rhema

Rhema is a very confident person but sometimes feels as if it’s them against the world. They’re always thinking about the people they care the most about, and would do anything for them. They’re extremely funny and can make anyone feel comfortable with their calming presence, but after awhile it’s important for them to have sometime to themselves. They’re very artistic wether that be through painting or music they’re always putting all their free time towards it. If you know a Rhema don’t let them go because they’ll have your back until the end.
-Hey wanna go hang out with Rhema?
“Sure! She always makes me feel so comfortable around her”
-Great, we can go to that new vegan place
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Rheu

Rheu is a straightforward and beautiful lady who is also extremely kind, mature, compassionate, trustworthy, supportive, loving, shy, a little crazy friend, you name it, May tends to be shy at first but when you get to know her, she starts showing her opposite side, she's really sweet but occasionally has mood swings lol, but I adore her, she always tries her best to make everyone smile in her own small way. She is a good friend who always tries to help her friends in their times of need. She may be annoying at times, but she will always make you feel loved and respected.
by Dude008 March 8, 2022
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