fashion oxymoron

when someone wears clothing in a way that, by definition, doesn't go together

I saw this guy walking across the quad and he was sagging his skinny jeans.

How can you sag skinny jeans? That's a fashion oxymoron.

by deefine October 3, 2010

a walking oxymoron

a person who's name contradicts itself.

Scott English is a walking oxymoron

by the shawrt yin May 2, 2011

oxymoron

Two contradicting words placed together in a sentence. Sometimes used as a marketing tool.

"Ric Flair Finance Co. is an Oxymoron! Maybe I should think of going elsewhere!"

by Soulytrack April 6, 2008

Oxymoron

The chemical product of a Trump supporter with the oxygen of reality.

Yesterday I doused Uncle Cletus in gas and set fire to him. He is now an oxymoron.

by Corbarian March 20, 2017

criminal justice oxymoron

The term which states that "criminal justice" are two words which contradict one another.

Justice cannot, and must not be, criminal. To call that academic field CRIMINAL JUSTICE insinuates that the justice is criminal, therefore unfair, in fact, law-breaking. The term CRIMINAL JUSTICE is insane. That's why I call it the "criminal justice oxymoron." Anyone in their right (correct) mind will vote to replace that term with, for example, SOCIAL JUSTICE.

by but for May 4, 2018

Oxymoronic Ironic Ejaculation [OIE]

Where a man says he's going to bust a fat nut but his... "yield", is crusty ass dust that blows away in the faint wind of any enclosed area. Significantly disappointing his receiver.

Dylan has OIE (Oxymoronic Ironic Ejaculation OIE). I hear it's pretty serious.

by Lucifer_009 November 1, 2019

OxyMoron

Someone stupid enough to run off and get themselves hooked on Oxycontin.

Dude got fired from his job for being an OxyMoron!

by SlimShugga June 6, 2016