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Midas Sex

The act of being binded up by the character Midas from fortnite and him railing you from behind with his golden dick then he strips you and rails you for all eternity. Don’t worry, he’ll feed you and bathe you and live a life with you but 20% of the day revolves around sex.

To get this to happen say “Ovaries and eggs” in a dark Grocery Store bathroom while shitting.
Nobody has ever escaped Midas sex! It could be paradise or a nightmare!
by Ganyu March 24, 2021
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midajah

A very powerful forum troll. One that Hijacks forum threads
Just take a look at the WoW Frostmane forums on any given day and Midajah will be posting random trash that has nothing to do with anything.
by Steve-O-Macc November 16, 2006
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Midas

"Do you have a light?"
"Shit, I got midased yesterday"
by Matonster October 1, 2014
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Midas Mechanic

A person who is so adept at fixing electronic equipment that they appear to fix it with one touch.
I'm really thinking about giving Engineering a try...you see, I'm a Midas Mechanic.
by EggyBaby February 22, 2011
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Anti-Midas Touch

People that work with Trump always end up getting screwed or losing integrity. For a man who is loves gold he has the Anti-Midas touch!!
by 50 Spence October 23, 2017
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jew midas

What they would have called King Leonidas if he was a jew.
by Extra Mayate Large April 7, 2009
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Midas’ big sexy cock

His cock is sooo sexy your cock is fucking nothing to it. His cock is soooo big that when he fucks marigold she has it coming out her mouth.
🥵🥖😅
So you like my dick? It’s… nothing much.
Oh… my… how did you get it.

It’s my ‘special Midas’ big sexy cock’.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 4, 2022
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