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modern music

What starts out initially sounding like pure crap, because it gets overplayed.

After many years pass, it starts sounding good.
1996: The Spice Girls plays on the radio non-stop.

"Yo tell you what I want what I really really want..."

"NOOOOO, MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCREW MODERN MUSIC!"

2010: 14 years after it is released, you hear it on YouTube.

"Yo tell you what I want what I really really want..."

"Ahhh, good old music. They don't make it as good as it was anymore."
by udusers1 December 16, 2011
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Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare

One of the newer titles to come out of Sex-A-Vision's porn network of gaming. Includes modern-day whores blowing the crap out of Russian guys. With both their mouths and large automatic weapons.
Two guys talking about Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare

Guy A: Hey, have you played Modern Whorefare 2 yet?

Guy B: Yeah, got blown, then blown up!
by RoninEx October 11, 2011
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misery shopper

The shopper that goes in a store, usually a super store, hunting for the discounted brands, special offers, mostly due to the lack of finance. These bargain chasers are commonly widespread in the urban areas, and can save large amounts of money compared to the regular customers due to their knowledge in shopping for small and precise amounts.
Cashier1 : Check this fella, he's scanning that shelf like a machine !

Cashier2: Bet he's one of them misery shoppers!
by wobotron January 15, 2010
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fatal misery

Verb: When an obession gets too real and suddenly some crazy chick attacks

Please see Fatal Attraction and Misery for details
Fatal Misery: You enter your home and find your rabbit (or any other loved pet) has been boiled and some crazy chick is waiting behind the door with a sledghammer to break your legs and keep you captive in her basement
by I miss my bunny March 7, 2014
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gravitational misery

The principle explaining the strong gravitational pull between miserable people.
Misery loves company is scientifically laid bare when you read more in depth on the topic of gravitational misery!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2020
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Roblox Moderation Team

Roblox Moderation Team is the team that moderates roblox. They often like to use the ban tool like it's their own toy. For example, people can get banned for saying the word ''gay'' or something they have never said. The roblox moderation team usually never fix their platform or try to be smart with what they are doing.
Person : ###
Roblox Moderation team: We take this as discriminatory speech and we shall ban you now for 7 days
Person: What, that wasn't even something bad it was all hashtagged
Roblox Moderation Team: We are still banning you for 7 days
Person: Damn the Roblox Moderation team sucks.
by Perospero February 3, 2022
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rocko's modern life

A hilarious cartoon that for some gay ass reason got canceled. But it was one of the funniest ever.
Rocko's Modern Life didn't "pwned" or "owned" you fucking douche bag it ruled.
by Corb November 6, 2006
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