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lolsterbate

To laugh when watching porn or some other form of stimulation with right (or left) hand on your penis, rubbing vigorously in an attempt to climax your pleasure all over your computer/bitch/cousin/dog.
Dude: How was that porn I lent you?
You: The acting sucked so bad I lolsterbated.
by Bourgois July 14, 2010
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Lobster Face

1: To spend such prolonged time in the sun, or influenced by extreme emotion such as embarrassment or anger that your face turns a bright hue of red.

2: A fledgling indie Super Hero character (patent and trademark pending) who has the facial attributes that of a lobster.
- 2A: Notable markings and characteristics; bright red face, tendency to lie, a bike rack on a Saturn only used to transport pork products.

3: a person who works a low tier job maintaining hardware who becomes easily agitated when questioned, therefore ball and clenching their fists forcing blood to the surface of the skin causing a red glow.

Note: Often confused with other red faced creatures/animals such as Baboons. While they bare similar qualities (red face and easily irritable). they are entirely two different dullards.
1. "I asked Erik if he was available on Monday and he said he had to be done by 11pm. When I asked why, and inferred he has a crap job... he got all lobster faced on me."

2. "Hey Erik, I don't think you should apply more Banana Boat tan lotion, you're already a Lobster Face as is."

3. "That Lobster Faced buffoon is a total Rudy."*

4. "Is Lobster Face available?"*

*These assume a person known to two or more people has already been designated and commonly referred to as Lobster Face.
by R. Stark July 20, 2010
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lobster lips

An exceptionally pink vagina very crusty like lobster lips
Her lobster lips were too nasty to eat out
by Gcarr21 February 17, 2015
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lobster knob

When an erect penis has experienced a high frequency of masturbation within a small timeframe.

Resulting in a penis with a resemblance to the color of a cooked lobster.
Jake and Josh were at the pub, Jake turned to Josh after a busy day of masturbation and described his penis as having lobster knob.
by Bunch ‘O Cunts January 30, 2018
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Lobster Potting

When older gentlemen take younger men out on a boat for intercourse at sea.
All these new sexy graduates, we’ll need to take them out for some lobster potting.
by Concerned Fisherman October 12, 2018
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Lobstercocking

The act of lying to mess with someone. Patronizing. Just messing around. "Cappin".
Do we have to read this whole chapter or are you just Lobstercocking. why are you Lobstercocking with me i know my crush dosen't like me. He is a simp im not even Lobstercocking with you. I'm so shlimpy not even lobstercocking.
by lil badger February 5, 2020
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Loster

not lobster just another word for loser but misspelling it, or a another for loser
random person: Your a loster

Another random person: a lobster?
random person: no a loster ;)
by derandomgirl October 11, 2020
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