Goosey Night

The night before Halloween. On this day most teens and pre-teens vandalize and cause mischief.Teens Eggs houses,TP trees,smash pumpkins etc.

Most commonly known as Mischief night, it is known as "Goosey Night" in mostly New Jersey.

Dylan:So Dan, whats the plan for goosey night?

Dan:Lets egg that new kid's house!

by XnoXidX October 20, 2005

goofy ahh uncle

someone who is stupid ahh hell and someones uncle who touches kids

DaJamal: Here go my goofy ahh uncle again yahurr...
LeJamal: ah hell nahh bruh...
LeUncle: LeCapalot how dat butt comin along?

by long head ahh duude December 5, 2022

gooey butt

And age old prank for when you wanna have fun with someone who has passed out. Get the plumpest egg you can find and insert it up the butthole of the person who has passed out. Keep applying pressure until the egg cracks, releasing egg yolk in or around the anus.

"Eww, I got egg yolk all up in my ass."

"Yo nigga, you da victom of a gooey butt."

by 8 Ball Greaz February 8, 2008

goofy ahh

another way of saying “dumb” or representing cartoon sounds

Girl A: oh em gee, *starts singing we don’t talk about bruno*
Guy F: shut yo goofy ahh the fuck up

by uh ok how about naegi April 7, 2022

Goofy Timed

When one is gone from there internets because they have had there laptop taken away / are not allowed to go on their computer for some reason or another.

Person #1: Where's (Insert name here)?
Person #2: He/she got goofy timed

by Fawkin Penisu November 27, 2009

Goofy Retardation

The process by which someone that does actually posess some common sense, will look for the most ludracrous way to circumvent a problem/issue with a twisted sense of logic.

Goofy Retardation Example: Using gasoline to unclog a clogged drain, instead of a product like Draino, since its a harsh chemical, it must be good the the pipes. Another Example: Mayonnaise used as a protectant on a rod iron fence instead of car wax of some other protectant designed for said purpose.

by ExperiencedIdiotChaser December 17, 2011

goofy exorcism

When a group of people beat the goofy out a nigga

We bout to run a goofy exorcism on your bitch ass

by Smart nigga 100 June 1, 2017