Cress Garden

When a woman hasn't had sex for so long she's left her lady garden unattended - cress grows well in dark moist conditions

I'm so horny, will someone munch my cress garden?!

by Vicky and Sammy February 6, 2006

shred gnar

(v.) - to shred gnar, to bash the white-wave, to thrash the snow, to rock out wicked hard, to ride copious amounts of white pow so hard others are in awe of your steez.

Can be used to describe any action in which you do something awesome to the extreme, however should not be used lightly.

-"Bro did you see Kass over there?"
-"Yeah bro he's been shredding gnar all day in the pipe."

-"Bro I met this girl last night at K-train's place, took her back to my place and we shredded gnar all night."

How not to use:
"Bro I've been just hanging out all day, shredding gnar."
-"What? Bro you can't use it that way."

"Bro did you see me shred gnar on that blue groomer?"
-"Dude check yourself, you can't just throw verbiage around like that."

by Jackson Hall December 30, 2008

gnadab

(n) a. the opposite of badong, or "bad-wrong" b. badong pronounced backwards

I will no longer commit any acts of badong... from now on I stand for gnadab!

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

So Gnar

So Gnar is the defining of.

A act of courage, death, stupidity, pure awesomeness anything that is awesome.

Pat dropped a 100 foot cliff and lived
Monster said to PAT : that was So Gnar dude.

by airblastor May 5, 2009

lost in the garden

When you smoke marijuana in a natural setting

We were completely lost in the garden that nite...

by Vikdad August 31, 2006

I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack

"I got a twelve-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the hashish transport paths in Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "Where's Ronald?" Nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Lung slaughtering, necromancer kush. Shit got diamonds on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fuckin' swag nigga. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass. This shit straight out of Caelid. This shit is what shot Tupac. R.I.P. my nigga for real dog. Peace."
Is part of a press conference. The conference was held on February 8th where President Joe Biden said this regarding cannabis legalisation at a federal level

Person 1: What are you smoking on tonight mr president?
Person 2: I got a twelve-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the hashish transport paths in Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "Where's Ronald?" Nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Lung slaughtering, necromancer kush. Shit got diamonds on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fuckin' swag nigga. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass. This shit straight out of Caelid. This shit is what shot Tupac. R.I.P. my nigga for real dog. Peace.

by Sukin duks of March 2, 2023

garden chic

Attire that is dressy but not formal, effortless but not casual, perhaps incorporating colors and themes that work well in a garden setting....something you would wear to an outdoor summer wedding.

He looked so garden chic in that linen suit.

by TimGunn January 6, 2011