fuckoed

Dicked beyond belief.

Dude, I knew I was fuckoed when the pigs found three pounds of meth stashed in my arse.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

fucko

a word you use when talking to the love of ur life fr fr trust me i’m not lying this is legit deadass it’s true

“i’m just listening to music and thinking”
“think of this dick fucko”

by DreamWasTakenn July 3, 2021

fuckoff o'clock

the end of the work day on Friday when an employee is most desperate to go home.

"Is it fuckoff o'clock yet?!?"

by PhoenixPup October 20, 2007

Fuckistan

A mythical place where the Fuckistani people live

I don't know where Fuckistan is, but it's there, somewhere...

by Quicksand Jesus May 9, 2004

fuckoma

The consequence of performing sex to the point of reaching an unconscious state.

"We fucked for so long. Afterward I slipped into a 13 hour fuckoma"

by THCZTA September 17, 2012

fuckond

Fuckond: (Noun)
1. a way to say "almond" when you're pissed off at someone because they won't let you have any.

2. a way to say "second" when suspicious or annoyed.

1. "For the last time, Give me a Fuckond...Now!"

2. "Now...Wait just a Fuckond..."

by Weltyhe April 11, 2014

fuckomplis

A bro that helps out another bro by driving him to buy condoms or to his girlfriend because he can't drive. (For any kind of reason)

bro1: Dude, thank you so much for driving me. She finally wants to have sex!
bro2: Whatever man. Just forget about it. But this is the LAST time I will be your fuckomplis alright?

by LieutenantDavid September 28, 2014