A standard unit of measurement for amount. One metric fuckton is equal to 25 shitloads, a shitload is equal to 25 assloads, and an assload is equal to 50 of anything. By this logic, a shitload is 1250 of anything, and a metric fuckton is 31250 of anything.
Guy A: I had a metric fuckton of homework to do last night.
Guy B: I only have a shitload to do, and I thought I had a lot...
Guy B: I only have a shitload to do, and I thought I had a lot...
by Phazerrr April 29, 2023
Get the Metric Fuckton mug."Because I neglected to purchase my books for the first two weeks of school, I had a fuckton of reading to do."
by theavondalesky January 23, 2009
Get the fuckton mug.Related Words
a) A descriptive term for a count of objects usually defined to be equal to twenty-two (22).
b) Two fucktillions.
b) Two fucktillions.
Person 1: How many cards do you have left?
Person 2: I have a fuckton!
Person 3: *counts cards* He means twenty-two.
Person 2: I have a fuckton!
Person 3: *counts cards* He means twenty-two.
by Goge January 3, 2006
Get the fuckton mug.Equivalent to 2,205 fuckpounds, as compared to the standard fuckton (which is 2,000), a fuckpound being a single thrust. Someone on the receiving end is said to have been 'metrically fucked'.
by Janus169917 February 27, 2009
Get the Metric Fuckton mug.A derived unit of measurement taking into account actual weight, dimension, proportion, and of being at least 15 pounds too heavy.
Person 1: Dude, why are you so weird?
Person 2: My big sister used to sit on me when i was a child.
Person 1: So?
Person 2: So she's like ten years older than I am and weighs a fuckton more than I do.
Person 1: Damn...
Person 2: My big sister used to sit on me when i was a child.
Person 1: So?
Person 2: So she's like ten years older than I am and weighs a fuckton more than I do.
Person 1: Damn...
by Awesometoast February 17, 2010
Get the Fuckton mug.by layinpipe16 October 12, 2011
Get the Fuckton of Condoms mug.by Shroud September 9, 2003
Get the fuckton mug.