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Metric Fuckton

A standard unit of measurement for amount. One metric fuckton is equal to 25 shitloads, a shitload is equal to 25 assloads, and an assload is equal to 50 of anything. By this logic, a shitload is 1250 of anything, and a metric fuckton is 31250 of anything.
Guy A: I had a metric fuckton of homework to do last night.
Guy B: I only have a shitload to do, and I thought I had a lot...
by Phazerrr April 29, 2023
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(n): a large extent, amount, or number exceeding "a ton" (when informally used)
"Because I neglected to purchase my books for the first two weeks of school, I had a fuckton of reading to do."
by theavondalesky January 23, 2009
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a) A descriptive term for a count of objects usually defined to be equal to twenty-two (22).

b) Two fucktillions.
Person 1: How many cards do you have left?
Person 2: I have a fuckton!
Person 3: *counts cards* He means twenty-two.
by Goge January 3, 2006
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Metric Fuckton

Equivalent to 2,205 fuckpounds, as compared to the standard fuckton (which is 2,000), a fuckpound being a single thrust. Someone on the receiving end is said to have been 'metrically fucked'.
Well, John, I'd say you've given her a Metric Fuckton.
by Janus169917 February 27, 2009
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Fuckton

A derived unit of measurement taking into account actual weight, dimension, proportion, and of being at least 15 pounds too heavy.
Person 1: Dude, why are you so weird?
Person 2: My big sister used to sit on me when i was a child.
Person 1: So?
Person 2: So she's like ten years older than I am and weighs a fuckton more than I do.
Person 1: Damn...
by Awesometoast February 17, 2010
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Fuckton of Condoms

the amount of condoms needed to fuck a metric ton of women
"Dude, for this party tonight I'm gonna need a fuckton of condoms."
by layinpipe16 October 12, 2011
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A fuckton is equal to 11 tons or one asston plus 4 tons.
That women must weigh a fuckton.
by Shroud September 9, 2003
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