2 definitions by theavondalesky

fuckton

(n): a large extent, amount, or number exceeding "a ton" (when informally used)

"Because I neglected to purchase my books for the first two weeks of school, I had a fuckton of reading to do."

by theavondalesky October 13, 2008

(n): a typically quotidian or simple activity made unusually difficult due to the participant being high (typically from ingesting cannabis)

I know it's only a five minute walk, but getting to 7-11 was some serious high-robics.

by theavondalesky April 14, 2010