fuckton

a) A descriptive term for a count of objects usually defined to be equal to twenty-two (22).

b) Two fucktillions.

Person 1: How many cards do you have left?
Person 2: I have a fuckton!
Person 3: *counts cards* He means twenty-two.

by Goge January 03, 2006

fucktillion

A descriptive term for a count of objects usually defined to be equal to eleven.

I ordered a dozen, but she cheated me and only gave me a fucktillion.

by Goge January 03, 2006