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Also known as assload, an asston is actually a generic and undefined measure of capacity used when the amount is deemed excessive.
This is one asston of beer for two people to drink.
by RabidWeasel February 21, 2004
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like buttload, a term used to describe a large quantity of something
Holy shit! That's an ass ton of rock!
by Prometheus February 17, 2003
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An absurd amount of some thing, in a normal context. Specifically: 5x more than what would be considered "a lot" in that context.
"Dude, I want like, 30 hotdogs."

- "Dude, that's an ass-ton of hotdogs."

("A lot" of hotdogs would be 6.
6 x 5 = 30 hotdogs)
by for no reason June 20, 2014
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A relatively cheap violin costs exactly one asston.
by Sj7 January 31, 2017
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2000 assloads
Just because you were at Costco doesn’t mean we need a fukin ass-ton of toothpicks. These toothpicks will outlast me you stupid fuck-ass. Ass-fuck. You think I work all week for some muthafukin toothpicks?
by Weinsist June 29, 2018
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