2 definitions by Awesometoast
A derived unit of measurement taking into account actual weight, dimension, proportion, and of being at least 15 pounds too heavy.
Person 1: Dude, why are you so weird?
Person 2: My big sister used to sit on me when i was a child.
Person 1: So?
Person 2: So she's like ten years older than I am and weighs a fuckton more than I do.
Person 1: Damn...
Person 2: My big sister used to sit on me when i was a child.
Person 1: So?
Person 2: So she's like ten years older than I am and weighs a fuckton more than I do.
Person 1: Damn...
by Awesometoast February 18, 2010
Excited Mom: So... my honors student can totally beat your honors student...
Bored Mom: Your honors student is a dick...
Excited Mam: a Dick With a Graduation Hat
Bored Mom: With loser parents.
Bored Mom: Your honors student is a dick...
Excited Mam: a Dick With a Graduation Hat
Bored Mom: With loser parents.
by Awesometoast March 22, 2010