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Frontier Surgery

In today's lack of medical care, due to lack of medical insurance or other matters, a person or group of people resort to using either the kitchen or the bathroom to perform dangerous operations, using rubbing alcohol, regular food knives, exacto blades, etc. and - in some extreme cases - fishing line and standard sewing needle, duct tape and tissue, petroleum jelly - as sutures, packing, etc.

This often dangerous procedure has a 50%-50% success rate, with the lacking success being that of either the patient developing adverse negative reactions such as compounded infections, excessive bleeding, or a sudden visit to the E.R., yet it is still in active practice today amongst people in middle - to - lower classed American households.
He got bit by a brown recluse, but his medical insurance expired. The thing of it is, the surrounding skin is in necrosis. Time for a bit of frontier surgery - you get the exacto, I got the Jack Daniels. Meet you in the bathtub - this is going to get messy.
by kaycar October 24, 2011
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Frontin

When a girl says shes going to hook up with you then backs off
Yo Sasha why u frontin on me
by BP February 18, 2005
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The Frontier

A former Fallout New Vegas mod that was on hosted The Nexus at one point, but was taken down due to rampant reports of pedophilia among the devs. The mod is still uploaded on some other sites, but those links might soon go dead due to people reporting it.
Fallout: The Frontier is a great mod. I managed to avoid the questionable content but because of one bad dev they decided to take down the whole mod and now the Fallout community may never recover.
by The Macbroker January 30, 2021
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frontside crawl

It's when you're getting a blowjob and the girl takes her tongue and licks the bottom of your dick REAL SLOW from nuts to dickhead.
I knew that ho for all but 3 hours and she was givin' up the frontside crawl and shit yo.
by That crazy cracker Newsense October 22, 2004
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Frontside 90 Faceplant

When the average person participates in an extreme sport(wakeboarding, snowboarding...) and rather than being experienced enough to do the Frontside 1080, McTwist, Backside whatever...he/she does the "Frontside 90 Faceplant". In my experience, your board rotates forward and you slam you face into whatever terrain you are working with (usually causing extreme pain and irritation). Thriling for onlookers. Not so much fun for you.
This trick is usually carried out at higher speeds.

While snowboarding, the impact of the Frontside 90 Faceplant may result in one more rotation causing you to lie on your back in agony.
Audience: "OOOooohhhh......ouch! That was a great Frontside 90 Faceplant!!"

Victim: (After swimming to catch his/her stray wakeboard with what, at this point, may or may not be a concussion) "Here, take this stupid thing. I'm done. Let me back into the boat."
by Amy_4784 October 13, 2008
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Frontin

Nah man, I aint coming out tonight. I be frontin
by Cha Bois June 5, 2011
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frontsies

cutting in front of someone in line, say, at the movies or waiting in line at an amusement park.
Hey, dickhead, no frontsies! go to the back of the line where asswipes like you belong.
by bloopenguins September 20, 2007
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