Farkus

Adj. A suffix, used to display the person's character. awesome

N. A person who is very desireable, either physically or emotionaly, to another. love hott

note: Always capitalized.

He's the best, lets call him, Mr. Farkus.

Baby, you're a Farkus.
That man is wicked Farkus.

by Markus Farkus December 23, 2004

Farcus

Farcus (far-kis) 1. n. a complete moron. 2. adj. a frustrating and futile business event. 3. n. name of syndicated newspaper cartoon about working life by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart, distributed to hundreds of newspapers worldwide by Universal Press Syndicate from 1990-2000. The name is a registered trademark.

A farcus is someone who believes frozen orange juice comes from the Arctic; This is a farcus moment.

by seegoer March 1, 2009

fergusonian

The act of offering advice without adequate life experience to back it up.

"Joe": Fred. Listen. Listen to me for a second. This is what women want:
"Fred": How do you know what women want?
"Joe": I don't. But hear me out here...
"Fred": Why, are you a woman?
"Joe": Shut up.
"Fred": "Joe," sometimes you're so...Fergusonian...

by TomServo0 March 8, 2004

Fergus

A ginger figget...

Get a fkn life

Fergus you ginger cunt get a fuckin life

by Black_mamba_309 May 30, 2016

Fergus

noun: a clearly masculine male who epitomises what it is to sport asymetrical, yet large, testicles.

Rhys: "out of all the captain candidates only one of them is a real fergus"

Aaron: "what are the chances he would fill such a specific catagory..... and how do you know about his testicles?"

Rhys: "......."

by iamthefalcon October 9, 2008

Bert Fergusson

When you meet a fat chick at a bar eating cheese fries, and she takes you to a park near by and gives you a blow job underneath a slide, while somebody watches you.

Man, my friend got a bert fergusson underneath a slide and I had to walk home.

by Ryas October 14, 2011

fargas

Some one who is the combination of a moose and a pickle; commonly known for making people dumber.

The hunter shot Benjy Housman by mistake as he is a fargas; then he shot him again after realizing who he was.

by PAustin December 16, 2008