extrement

The unexpected, extra piece of shit that comes out of your ass after you think you're done on the toilet.

I thought I was done on the bowl, but when I stood up to pull up my pants, some extrement popped out of my ass.

by BigMacUSNA91 January 26, 2008

Excremental

The piling on of more and more shit i.e. in a work environment. This came to me while I was thinking about the ongoing difficulties one of our senior managers was causing. We were working on a project for her and every time we were close to completion, she would change her mind or make more and more outrageous requests. The word is a combination of incremental and excrement. So the next time you are in a situation of any kind where the shit keeps mounting, you my friend, are in an excremental situation.

The project will not be completed due to the excremental shenanigans of our boss.

by Hopeyalikeit October 17, 2013

expirement

the new 'retirement'...those with hardly any retirement savings, e.t.c, who just 'get tired smiling' may opt to commit suicide, due to ridiculous cost health services, dealing with women who 'don't like sex' and failing body parts; contributing to making ones' life experience progressively 'lesser'

john opted for controlled expirement, things weren't going too well for him after he hit sixty and his money was nearly gone!

(and the women wouldn't 'put out'/don't like sex!)

expirement is going to be the NEW retirement!!

by michael foolsley May 2, 2012

excitement

What I explored with your mother last night. She enjoyed it.

Your mother always comes to me for a little excitement.

by Your mom at the beachhouse April 1, 2009

Red Nexcrement

Short for redneck excrement. Used to describe common terms, actions, and beliefs specific to rednecks.

Whenever someone says "Git Er Done" all I hear is a bunch of red nexcrement.

The other day my neighbor was walking about without a shirt, holding a beer, and shouting. All I heard was a bunch of red nexcrement.

by Guillermo Roberto Raymos III August 23, 2011

excrament

that stinky brown stuff that comes from ones bum. some people like talking about it and they are often refered to as potty mouths. there are folks who have poop fetishes and like to use poop while engaging in unnatural sexual acts.

I was having anal sex and got excrament on my cock

by jacin rome October 29, 2005

excrementalism

1. the metaphysical view that all of reality is composed of shit.
2. a recent religious movement that worships the Golgothan shit demon from the movie Dogma as a supreme deity

When Isis say's 'that's shit', there's really no way of know exactly what she's talking about because she is subscribes to excrementalism.

by jmikegra October 31, 2008