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DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIA

It is where the CLInTon needs to be in order to get the right SEX traffic report.
Where Monica LewInSKy TRIPPed up on the SILK sheets due to Linda Tripp's BLOCKCHAIN.
The DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIA is where you find CLInTon via Monica Lewinsky. No wonder cryptocurrency is so popular it was derived by the block chain at the DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIA.
by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 29, 2021
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Dickstracted

Dickstracted-The act of being 'distracted' by fornication.
Dickstracted-

"Why are you so late today?"

Employee- "Please excuse me for being late, I got dicktracted."
by MrsThang May 17, 2021
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Dickstracted

Completely distracted by cock where you can’t think about anything else but cocks
Kim was so dickstracted by Joe’s cock she backed into Allen’s Cadillac.
by Northside O’Fallon June 13, 2021
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Dickstick

Dropping your member in a body paint before meeting with your partner to add spice to the relationship and sexual intercourse.
Veronica was getting a bit bored of my performance in bed, so I put some black dickstick on and she loved it.
by SammySammyG June 23, 2021
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Dickstick

a juul or any type of vape
dang you love sucking on that dickstick
by Dr.Doomah aka albertoe February 11, 2022
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dickstant

When you’re friend has a new boyfriend and doesn’t socialise with the girls as much anymore
Sharon’s been a fit dickstant since she met lawrence
by Symsyma July 25, 2022
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Dickstracted

unable to concentrate because one’s mind or body is consumed by dick.
I couldn’t finish watching the movie because I got dickstracted
by Bad_witch66 January 12, 2023
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