A covert slang term used to describe any opiates like Percodan, OxyContin, et cetera.
So named because of the constipation side effect caused by using and/or abusing opiates. Opiates may also cause the patient to experience a decreased urge to defecate.
Originates from Bergen County, NJ - Yo, Yo, Yo - Top of the food chain!!!
So named because of the constipation side effect caused by using and/or abusing opiates. Opiates may also cause the patient to experience a decreased urge to defecate.
Originates from Bergen County, NJ - Yo, Yo, Yo - Top of the food chain!!!
(Standing in line at Walgreens)
Q. Hey John, What are you doing at the pharmacy again?
A. I'm just waiting in line picking up some colon cloggers for my shoulder injury. Jaz keeps eating them like tic tac's and now she is having poopie issues...
I think you should get some stool softeners too!
Q. Hey John, What are you doing at the pharmacy again?
A. I'm just waiting in line picking up some colon cloggers for my shoulder injury. Jaz keeps eating them like tic tac's and now she is having poopie issues...
I think you should get some stool softeners too!
by Mr. Bigstuff - Northcoast NJ April 8, 2009
Get the Colon cloggermug. A fart accompanied by a loose, muddy shit that *almost* makes you shit your pants, but instead splashes against the inside of your colon. Sometimes accompanied by the dreaded burning sensation which indicates major ring sting and diarrhea in the near future. You ate something really dangerous.
Imagine a wet fart which never leaves your ass. Colon Splash! You got lucky my friend, but find the nearest bowl or bucket.
I just had a major colon splash!
I just had a major colon splash!
by ocean spray March 9, 2007
Get the colon splashmug. by D-Web December 28, 2006
Get the colon cleanermug. Verb- The action of inserting the penis into the anus for the first time, invoking mostly pain, horror and complete shock. Possibly followed by pleasure. Possibly not.
Other definitions include...
"Maiden Voyage on the Chocolate Train to Khe Sanh"
"Just the tip, for boys"
"Backdoor Pony Express"
Other definitions include...
"Maiden Voyage on the Chocolate Train to Khe Sanh"
"Just the tip, for boys"
"Backdoor Pony Express"
"Hey, did you hear that Vin Diesel wanted to Colon Tickle Clay Aiken?"
"No way! He doesn't seem like his type at all!"
"No way! He doesn't seem like his type at all!"
by Boooose February 26, 2010
Get the Colon Ticklemug. Mike: *Exits Bathroom* You might want to wait a few minutes before going in there. I just made colon confetti.
Joe: Thanks for the warning!
Joe: Thanks for the warning!
by Diegaa June 19, 2008
Get the colon confettimug. 
When one takes such a massive dump that all the crap, along with air, leaves with such force that it creates a super vacuum. This results in the colon and/or other organs being shat out, or "given birth" to.
by megustaYOURFACE September 18, 2012
Get the Colon babymug.