chud

1. a word for semen left in a dirty condom.

Hey look someone left a dirty condom on the ground, they must be saving it to make chud babies!

by carusolapp June 6, 2005

chud

The only definition of this word: Old semen that has been sitting a condom for an extended period of time.

Jesus christ man, you've got chud all over the place, this house really needs to be cleaned!!!

by BIG FAT party animal April 17, 2006

chud

a fat turd that is wider than it is longer

How you like it if you had to walk into the boys bathroom and see a big meaty chud staring you in the face

by y2hot February 10, 2007

chud

a shit like substance, or undescribable substance; can be found on the human body, or anywere else. ex. bathroom, garage, basement, woods etc...etc...

i found this white chud under my nut sack dude.

ew!! look at this chud in the fridge.

i stepped in some chud back crossing the creek.

by fat nutz October 14, 2007

chud

Alaskan slang for being very drunk

Last night I got chudified. Every one at the party was chud.

by Monilou June 30, 2006

chud

a penis that is wider than it is long

eww i heard he has a chud.

by emalooo May 29, 2007

chud

Noun: A penis that is wider than it is long.

Girl 1: How was your date?
Girl 2: It was awful! I went to fuck him but he had a chud! It was gross!
Girl 1: Ew chuds are absolutely nasty.

by Benji Rolotti July 6, 2008