auto-assfistiation

To fist oneself, either for pleasure or when encountering something unpleasant

Today, I experienced auto-assfistiation after Trump announced the ban of all non-whites into the United States.

by Gornprose August 23, 2017

assfacet

An assfacet is an asshole who, per legend, has a small invisible knob on their neck that is almost constantly turning. This releases a flow of assholishness that influences all others in the vicinity. Occasionally the knob stops turning and they become normal, but on an average day it is turning.

"Have you seen Molly's new boyfriend, Jake?"

"Yea, he's a total assfacet, though."

by Mark ;) November 10, 2008

assflowers

The unique smell that is caused by flowery air freshner covering an extremely pungent flatus.

Woah, this room smells like assflowers, Sean.

by PigfuckerPantyStealer November 29, 2006

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by Random letter definitions May 8, 2018

assbirds

The feeling you get when you're totally crushy or enamoured with someone and your stomach gets all floopy when you're around them or think about them and it feels like birds are gonna fly right outta your ass.

Ohmigod! Here comes Generic Hipster Boy I Have A Crush On! He totally gives me assbirds!

by assbirdy May 5, 2005

assface

MY XBOYFRIEND

cant cancel this one! someone has ex husband assfaces

by haha bitch June 9, 2016

assflap

the slit in the seat of a pair of longjohns or union suit

"john forgot ta open the assflap and shat all oner hiz longjohns"

by hemp May 13, 2005