hemp's definitions

assflap

the slit in the seat of a pair of longjohns or union suit

"john forgot ta open the assflap and shat all oner hiz longjohns"

by hemp May 13, 2005

molloscum

Molluscum contagiosum may be sexually transmitted by skin-to-skin contact (does not have to be mucous membranes) and/or lesions. Transmission through sexual contact is the most common form of transmission for adults.

jane found out theat the rash on her was a case of molloscum.

by hemp April 8, 2005

sling

a swing used for sexual pleasure.more than likely, hung from the celling with chains

that dude has a sling in his basment

by hemp February 20, 2005

poopin

takin a shit, takin a crap,layin cable, dropping the kids off at the pool,pinching a loaf, to expell waste material from the human body

thomas got cought a poopin beside the road

by hemp March 10, 2005

school

a place for parents to put there kids while they do amusing things

prison for kids where they are trapped for 7 hours

by hemp January 29, 2005