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assfacet 

An assfacet is an asshole who, per legend, has a small invisible knob on their neck that is almost constantly turning. This releases a flow of assholishness that influences all others in the vicinity. Occasionally the knob stops turning and they become normal, but on an average day it is turning.
"Have you seen Molly's new boyfriend, Jake?"

"Yea, he's a total assfacet, though."
assfacet by Mark ;) November 10, 2008
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Assface Syndrome 

(Noun): An Irreversible affliction in which the person(s) constantly pretend to be completely fine with a person/situation, but are going through the motions while being an extreme hater without revealing it. See: Bun boy and Coward.
Caligulis Abnormis: Where hast my ceremonial Butt plug gotten to, Tristan?

Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.

Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.

Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.
Assface Syndrome by High Hiter October 6, 2018

assface magee 

Assface magee is the plan Z of your comebacks after you used every word in the dictionary to insult someone.
Bob: screw you and your faggoty mother.
Larry: oh yeah? fuck you assface magee.
assface magee by Mr.Noose October 21, 2013

President Assface 

Another rollicking, immature and well-deserved nickname for the 45th US President.
It’s becoming more and more difficult to listen to the stream of rank flatulence emerging from President Assface.
President Assface by Dr Bunnygirl February 17, 2019

Assface Syndrome 

(Noun): An Irreversible affliction in which the person(s) constantly pretend to be completely fine with a person/situation, but are going through the motions while being an extreme hater without revealing it. See: Bun boy and Coward.
Caligulis Abnormis: Where hast my ceremonial Butt plug gotten to, Tristan?

Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.

Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.

Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.
Assface Syndrome by High Hiter October 6, 2018
1) One who has the face of an ass
2) One who has an ass for a face
3) One who has the appearance of two protruding buttcheeks just below one's forehead
Look at that assface
assface by Dirty Sanchez April 18, 2003

Hey assface! You have the face of an ass! 

What you say to an unfortunate individual who has an ass for a face.
<Kilt:> Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!
<Bilt:> ( ))<(what?)