Commonly seen on highways, it is when someone drives 10-20 kilometers above the speed limit or more, depending on how much ice is on the road.
When not driving this limit the hundreds of drivers that pass you will look at you sternly or think you are crazy for driving too slow. If you are lucky enough you may even get the highway salute. Changing lanes without checking or signalling usually coincides with driving at this speed.
When not driving this limit the hundreds of drivers that pass you will look at you sternly or think you are crazy for driving too slow. If you are lucky enough you may even get the highway salute. Changing lanes without checking or signalling usually coincides with driving at this speed.
"Look at that jackass driving the Alberta speed limit! No wonder my insurance is 300 dollars more a month here."
"I got to get to Tim Hortons man. I'll be driving the Alberta speed limit to beat the rush."
"Had to do that yesterday so I wasn't late for work, but an alberta road block screwed me over."
"The Alberta speed limit makes trips from Red Deer to Edmonton feel like only an hour."
"It was only an hour dumbass, you were going 140."
"I got to get to Tim Hortons man. I'll be driving the Alberta speed limit to beat the rush."
"Had to do that yesterday so I wasn't late for work, but an alberta road block screwed me over."
"The Alberta speed limit makes trips from Red Deer to Edmonton feel like only an hour."
"It was only an hour dumbass, you were going 140."
by The Western October 29, 2010
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Also a prime example of compensation...
Commonly seen across all of Alberta, especially small towns, like Westlock, AB
Also a prime example of compensation...
Commonly seen across all of Alberta, especially small towns, like Westlock, AB
Cletus - Did you see John's new truck? I bet that'll finally get his Veronica to start dating him again.
George - It looks like shit, and sounds like shit though. It's just another dumb Alberta Special.
Cletus - Now listen here you city slicker, don't make fun of another mans truck, or I'll hunt you down with my big truck and put you on the wall with the rest of my prey.
John - But I thought your prey was family member's virginity.
George - It looks like shit, and sounds like shit though. It's just another dumb Alberta Special.
Cletus - Now listen here you city slicker, don't make fun of another mans truck, or I'll hunt you down with my big truck and put you on the wall with the rest of my prey.
John - But I thought your prey was family member's virginity.
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A person (usually of hispanic decent) who is very overly self-confident with woman and is a party animal who likes to dance but is also very attractive and athletic. This person also says some of the most ridicuous and dumb but funny statements at random times and loves to have fun. Most of all, this person is incredibly unpredictable and will use his athletic abilities to do dumbass but hilarious things.
I think he had alot to drink and is having a good time acting like a crazy mofo with the ladies. He sure is acting like an Alberto tonight.
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by Idiotic Imposter November 3, 2020
Get the Albert/Flamingo mug.A guy of Hispanic descent. He is very arrogant, conceited, and over-confident. He is very social and really outgoing. People think he is dumb because of the way he acts in public, but little do they know that he is the most intelligent guy in the room. You could say he has a sort of god-complex, yet the only reason people assume that is because he is just so confident in his abilities. He is handsome, a charmer, and an overall ladies man. Other guys around him are always jealous because of all the attention he gets from girls. At first glance he can seem like a douche bag, but once you get to know him you will understand what it is to talk to a true genius.
* Rumors * Alberto is dumb...
After 1 year of knowing him,
"He is so smart how did I not see it from the start..."
After 1 year of knowing him,
"He is so smart how did I not see it from the start..."
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