avocado

Avocado is a delicious fruit, sometimes confused for a vegetable, but definitely a fruit. It comes with its own handy bio-degradable packaging, so no need to wrap it in plastic. Under no circumstances should it ever be cooked. This is a direct order from heaven. It is perfect as it is and cooking it is a literal sin and a crime against humanity. Enjoy uncooked, raw, cold, fresh from the tree or not warm.

"This avocado is cooked burn this place down!"

by avocadowarrior January 26, 2017

avocado dick

A penis that becomes significantly larger when erect. Similar to a grower but the erection takes a long time to arrive and only stays for a short period of time. An avocado dick mimics the ripening time patterns of real avocados, which take weeks to ripen and then become overripe before getting the chance to be eaten.

Kate: "So was he a grower or a shower?"

Erin: "He had an avocado dick... it took forever to get hard, then he came immediately. I almost can't tell if he was a grower or a shower!"

by pimpgrandfatherg September 2, 2018

Avocado's Number

6.12x10^32, equivalent to Nikocado Avocado's mass in yottagrams (as of 2022)

Not to be confused with Avogadro's Number

1: have you heard of Avocado's Number?
2: I learnt it in chemistry class

by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap January 30, 2022

slippery avocado

when you have a micropenis and it slips into the wrong hole by accident

melissa:“omg karen you’ll never believe what happened with big boy bobby last night!”
karen: “don’t tell me you slippery avocadoed”
melissa: “...”

by Cheese toes May 18, 2018

Eating her avocado

When you eat her pussy out so good it turns into guacamole.

Guy1: "Yo, were you eating her avocado?"

Guy2: "Ya man! My tongue game was so strong, she had to waddle the next day!"

by Lil' Anth February 1, 2017

Avocado

A fruit, commonly eaten by Millenials

Millenial: I have no money, no house, no car, but a lifetime supply of avocadoes

by TheExtremeEvoker August 26, 2018

Avocado Penis Nigga

Also known as the movie star Michael Angelo, from the hit series Spongebob Square Pants, this demonic creature roams the earth waiting to slob on some good knob. And if you try to negate his whimsical suckings, he will expand your anal region approximately 3 feet with his Avocado Penis.

Avocado Penis Nigga roams like a rover... don't negate the suck or he will make you bend over.

by Swagman 420 February 28, 2019