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Avoca, Pennsylvania. Home of the 1/2 mile Main Street that has not been updated since it was founded 120 years ago. You can go to the Barber...right next to the hair salon..that is right next to that nice old man with large ears who never stops sweeping the sidewalk. Colarusso's Pizza is the claim to fame...NOT Vince's or Antonio's. There are also more bars and churches crammed onto one half mile of pavement than you can shake a stick at. Bart's Clothing was the staple time capsule with the window display that wasn't updated since 1972...until someone burned it down...along with the Avoca Diner. The youth believe in desolation and fishnets and they flock to the neon lights and stained pavement of the Convienet like moths.
youth1: no one gets me
youth2: that's why i wear my hair in
face and rip my fishnets.
youth3: where do you want to linger in
shadows tonight? the Avoca park
or the Convient?
youth1: how about behind those
dumpsters so we can smoke our
cigarettes?
all: no one understands our angst.
by Gertrude II May 2, 2005
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Avoca

A place where good looking men are raised and woman go to for a good time. Legend has it the Avoca boys are that good looking that girls from other regions like terrigal flock and froth on the Avoca boys.
Girl- I need to find a good looking boy.
Girl 2 - omg let's just go to Avoca
by Sicko102 June 16, 2016
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Nikocado Avocado

Nikocado avocado aka. A fat mukbanger manchild who constantly cries like a bitch and getting into fights with his boyfriend Orlin.
Person 1 : Hey have you heard a YouTube mukbanger called Nikocado avocado?

Person 2 : you mean a fat man child who always shoving food down his throat and having a mental breakdown and constantly having drama with his boyfriend Orlin whilst filming his YouTube video?
by Bot August 19, 2020
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Nikocado Avocado

1. See word (schmo)
2. An attention-loving fatass who creates “content” on YouTube by eating like a fucking pig. Bullies other YouTubers when they tell him no.
Jimmy: Did you hear about what Nikocado Avocado did this time?
Fred: Lemme guess, he dissed another guy for rejecting his sexual advances
by Some.Random.Bitch August 4, 2020
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Advocate Doogy

An unemployed mid 30s autistic virgin who still lives with his parents. He makes extremely cringey, poorly-drawn Chris Chan style comics that he posts to Reddit where he imagines himself as a caped superhero fighting "evil" incels.
Advocate Doogy is obsessed with incels because he is an incel. His comics are actually about a man grappling with a part of himself that he hates and wants to bury and hide.
by dpeter February 13, 2022
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Avocado

A horrible horrible cunt from Wedmore
I was chatting to that new girl the other night, what a fuckin avocado!
by James Chewit July 5, 2023
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Fooking avocados

Avacados are the trendiest food of all time like you see people tagging them in there post and there a boyo enit
Louis: its like them fooking avocados

Liam:whats wrong with avocados

Louis: trendiest food of all time
by 69.fxckm3.69 May 3, 2021
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