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a stupid cunt that ruined my perspective on love, he ruined me and i hate him so much for that but a part of me will always love him and i don’t think any of the feelings i still have after nearly two years will ever go away please help

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‘ an emo dick ‘

avocloud by vmila November 21, 2023

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avocloud

a stupid emo cunt that ruined my life, he was the first guy i ever loved and atp i think the only one i will love. i couldn’t get out of bed for three weeks after him and we never dated, i hate him for how he treated me and how he told me he didn’t want to hurt me while he was the person who has hurt me the most. i will always love him i want it to go away but it won’t. max is a horrible guy and i hope he realises that.

‘who’s avocloud?’

‘a horrible emo cunt’

avocloud by vmila November 21, 2023

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dickhead

who’s avocloud ?
an emo dickhead

avocloud by vmila November 23, 2023

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wanker stupid soundcloud rapper emo stupid dhithead

hey dyk avocloud
yeah he’s a manslag x

avocloud by vmila March 7, 2024

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

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