assbeat

A term used to describe an individual that has the ability to dominate another individual or group of individuals in a distasteful and embarrassing manner - mainly used to describe raid or particularly difficult groupable mobs in Everquest.

"Oh man, this guy is an assbeat"

"We got fucked over by that assbeat."

"Our raid was going pretty well until the assbeat woke up.. it was like throwing a young schoolboy in between two Catholic priests and watching them fight to the death."

by Aaidyin September 30, 2008

assbanger

Literally 'one who bangs ass', but can generally refer to anyone stupid and/or annoying.

Shut the fuck up, Timmy. Quit being such a goddamn assbanger.

by Flapdoodle May 18, 2003

Assbadge

An Assbadge is a person who not only acts like an ass, but is proud of it. Thus earning them the Assbadge...

"hey man, did you see Mark Skaife crying over getting beaten by Russell Ingall?"

"yeah man, Mark Skaife is such an assbadge"

by BradG April 7, 2004

assbelunker

An anal cave explorer. Otherwise known as homosexual, pillow biter, ass cannon loader, friend of dorothy, pole rider etc.

Rod is such an assbelunker. I can't believe he is assbelunking Lance......

by contact May 23, 2004

Assblaster

An animal that can fly by ripping a huge fart and lighting it.

Holy Crap! An assblaster

by Shablam October 26, 2003

AssBook

The opposite of Facebook. When you want to remove someone as a friend.

F-U Bob you are now in my AssBook!

by RN001 November 1, 2008

Assblastuccino

A frothy splattering of diarrhea turdshit that speckles all over the toilet bowl, leaves an evil, satanic stench, and looks like fucking coffee.

dude, my Assblastuccino latte is gross.

by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004