September 7th

September 7th is National slap Jacob day. On this day anybody that knows a Jacob should slap the shit out of him.

Friend: *slaps*
Jacob: “Hey what the hell”
Friend: “it’s September 7th”
Jacob: “oh ok keep slapping”

by Some idiot man September 01, 2020

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7th grader

(this is coming from a current 7th grader)
A dumbass child who starts to learn about life. Mostly boys have this tendency tho pre 7th graders are anxious to go to 7th grade but, turns out theres nothing that special ab it, its just 6th grade but harder. There isnt as big of dramas except crushes and that sort of bs. Girls start wearing mascara but they look like young prostitutes (thank god im not one of them) and or eyeliner in addition to this they wear crop tops i hate it so much. Another big change is that boys start to interact with girls, before 7th grade both genders stayed as far away from eachother now they come closer and closer each day. Dont believe what all the videos tell you about 7th grade because nothing much happens here.

Oh look at that 7th grader with all that make up.

by no one likes canada November 05, 2018

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october 7th

October 7th is National slap ass day. Everytime you slap one’s ass you get 10 points. Who ever got the most points at the end of the day wins. Who ever don’t, loses.

Hey, Have you heard of October 7th’s Slap ass day?

by The G.O.D_E.S.S October 06, 2019

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