February 26th

National cuddle your best friend day

“Hey Haley, guess what today is?
“What”
“February 26th”
“What does that mean?”
“It means i get to hug (cuddle) you”

by yunhos_hoe November 8, 2019

april 26th

if you were born on this date hey lol

april 26th is pog birthday

by jayisnotokay April 3, 2021

26th April

The day an absolute retarded legend was born. An absolute sarcastic FUCKING TosSER who cannot keep his wit to himself. On this day you are obligated to speak in HHHHHHHHs and peace signs, and pair your 👊s to your 🤠s or face execution. If you were born on April 26th you are in luck, because that makes you an honorary Miles boy, yeehaw or piss the fuck off m’heartys.

It’s the 26th April, where are your whips and nay nays? HHHHHHHH PISS THE FUCK OFF EJEJDJJFKD

by Supermarioinrealloif October 19, 2019

September 26th

Today Is national handjob day, Either ask your girlfriend or your crush for a handjob. Their goal as simple as : make you cum.

Hey um it’s September 26th I have a crush on you and was wondering if you could give me a handjob?

by Anonymous person16 September 21, 2019

may 26th

The day of all faggotry
Somebody: it’s may 26th
Me: shit

Somebody: it’s may 26th
Me: shit Dude I thonk I’m gay

by Jonnyhasatinypingus May 26, 2019

26th of may

National tash send max botty pics day (must include one vid)

Oh it’s 26th of may tash must send max botty pics

by Harry999999151537 May 26, 2021

July 26th

Plague doctor day is a day for people to be dressed as a plague doctor for the entire day

Person A: why is he dressed as a plague doctor?
Person B:plague doctor day is on July 26th, thats why

by dictatoristhebest May 5, 2021