ass tickets

Toilet paper

I gotta shit but im out of ass tickets

by skeety mcskeeterson August 21, 2009

to tickle one's fancy

when you please someone or make them happy. When you make another person happy by your actions.

In order to tickle one's fancy, my wife bought me the newest version of the popular game, Pokemon.

by femalephenom May 17, 2011

Nudel Tickle

"Nudel" is derived from the word "Nudel" in German which means penis. The Nudel Tickle is the act of tickleing a girls belly button with your dick.... from the inside

Guy 1: So how was Katie last night?
Guy 2: Great! i gave her a Nudel Tickle!

by luisabemateos July 1, 2011

fake tickets

Fake breasts, Fake Tits, +2.

Example1:
Dude : yo, how come all these broads can get in the bar quicker than us?
Dude2: They have fake tickets bro!

by absolutben80 July 6, 2011

Golden Ticket

When you wipe your ass after taking a dump and mysteriously there is absolutely no shit on the toilet paper.

I wiped a second time because I couldn’t believe I actually had a golden ticket! It’s going to be a great day....

by TimmerOU812 June 19, 2020

tickled her to death

to literally be tickled till and beyong the point of orgasm; yes this can happen- try it!

She was out of breath and horny before I even realized I had just tickled her to death

by damn_u February 11, 2008

Built like a bus ticket

To describe someone that is thin, weedy or gangly build.

Man#1 - "That Peter Crouch is some height"
Man#2 - "Yea, but he's built like a bus ticket"

OR

Man#1 - "He's a lanky streak of piss isn't he!?"
Man#2 - "Aye he's built like a bus ticket"

by Stephen Canavan June 29, 2006