Swit

To defecate post exercise with sweaty arse cheeks.

A portmanteau word combining sweating with shitting

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to stop running this marathon for a second as I need to go take what I am sure is going to be massive swit" - Paula Radcliffe

by Captainstatic November 6, 2012

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one-two-switcharoo

The act of performing oral sex on someone, but then switching places with another individual who is at the time making out with that same person.

When michelle was in highschool she once participated in a one-two-switcharoo with a friend.

by Jamison H January 8, 2008

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swit

A contraction of "sweet" and "shit".

After I saw that ad, I thought that it was swit!

... I don't know... make up your own example if you don't like that one.

Swit!

by Swit July 16, 2008

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1) Something you flip, push, press or generally use to change things around you, for example turning a light on or off, turning on a computer, changing the settings of a washing machine, whatever. 2) A verb related to the above action of flipping/pushing. 3) Also a synonym of change.

1) Hey John, flip the light switch, please.

2) I just switched on my computer! Like, wow.

3) I'm going to switch up the settings on my trendy new MP3 player.

by ObviousDefinitionsForYou December 25, 2008

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Irish Switchblade

A broken beer bottle; usually used for self-defense in a bar fight, or as a deadly weapon in a rumble and/or your standard bumfight.

Two-Bit Matthew's weapon of choice when a gaggle of Socs roll up on him, Pony Boy, and Johnny at the Drive-In.

I got into an argument with this guy down at the pub last night, and he cut the shit out of me with an Irish Switchblade.

by Detroit Steve March 13, 2012

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