soft orgy

When a group of people get together and cuddle without any intention of having inter course.

"Hey man, some friends and I had a soft orgy last night. It's not what it sounds like, nothing frisky happened. Just some really good cuddling."

by suspended_spirits April 18, 2017

Softballs

Softballs:very soft,easy to playwith,they are a little to big,bigger than baseballs;)

"Hey dad,can I play with your softballs.

by Ayyyeee145 December 25, 2017

Soft

Not tough, weak, unable to be hard, pussy

Wow tressa your one soft ass bitch... I Should just call you Jackie

by Cocksbig01 October 23, 2019

soft stolen valor

a person who uses someone else's stories they know or a story they have heard about the military as their own and claims the story to be legitimatized due to their connection with said individual. The person does not dress or impersonate by using uniforms but claims veteran privilege by their association.

vets can also be part of soft stolen valor if they embellish their own accomplishments.

Soft stolen valor is claimed by my neighbor because his brother served in Iraq.
soft stolen valor was claimed by a military individual who served but never was deployed into action

by ancientalienrockdweller June 15, 2021

Die Soft

The opposite of die hard usually getting suffocated by a pillow

Don’t commit Die Soft with that pillow!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb January 19, 2019

Charmin Ultra Soft

Super soft. Nothing in the world could be softer. Often easily broken under pressure and is just naturally broken, often without any cause at all.

Omar: That Thomas guy is soooo soft
Hallouda: hes more than soft.... he's Charmin Ultra Soft

by primetime1991 October 4, 2010

soft pretzel

A sexual act in which the woman puts her legs behind her head and the male whips his flaccid penis against her forehead.

My girlfriend wouldn't try a soft pretzel so I smacked her.

by UDFanNJ August 20, 2006