softhead

a half boner. when the shaft is hard, but the head is still soft.

"Man, those doritos were good"
"WOAH, dude I'm totally rocking a softhead"

by Baby Taker April 10, 2010

softhead

a short film

"seen that epic movie"

you talking about a certain softhead? yeah!"

by itissogood September 7, 2010

soft head

To not critically think. To not analyze or survey a given situation. Not to be confused with being hard headed and being stubborn; a soft headed person is to be air headed and unable to think at all.

Person 1: “yup (player) turned down 105 million guaranteed”

Person 2: “Really? A soft head. I don’t know how many words to describe him”

by CriticallyCasual June 24, 2020

Soft-Head

Always cry when an animal is killed in Minecraft, think dogs are scary, think snakes are slimy, always cry for exceptionally dumb things. Generally not very resilient and very fragile.

My sister is a real Soft-Head. She literally balled her head off when I beat her in Mario Kart Wii. And the worst part is that she is 12 whole years old!

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Softhearts

Someone with a very huge dick

Omg Rose would you look at Softhearts with his Dickzilla damn i'm gettin wet 🥵🥵

by Hot nigger lady July 16, 2020

softhearted

Heartless.

If she had any heart, she would run them off herself, but she was softhearted.

by The Original Agahnim January 30, 2022