moped

To hump a fat chick, out of desperation, fun or just straight being lupid.
Usually preceded by "riding a..."

My stupid friend Jim, always talks about two things, riding mopeds and playing with his elbia, which usually will impress a fat chick into the sex.

by Dan Jewell March 17, 2005

mope

pancakes, made of pancake batter

can you please pass the mope? asked nicolette

by madalive8 September 4, 2005

moped

Similar to mo except more so. More of a sucky thing. More of a frustrating situation, etc.

You killed my mom? You're a moped!

Girl 1 : My mom just died.
Girl 2 : That's a moped.

by debbi domination November 5, 2008

MOPAD

Money Over Pussy Any Day

Acronym created by Flyer Than A Fly Entertainment

www.flyerthanafly.com

"We ridin' MOPADs, We ridin' MOPADs" in song form!

by Randy Rocket October 21, 2012

mopipotamus

noun., a person who sulks, mopes, and takes on an antisocial affect due to some situation that they themselves created.

George couldn't work on that one project because he had another one he had to finish first so he spent the day as a mopipotamus.

by stageguy March 12, 2011

mopped

retarded, stupid, lame, a moron. Your head serves no other purpose than to be used as a mop.

Wow, You don't like David Lee Roth, You are mopped.

by Hamster May 23, 2004

mops

moms and pops added together; parent;father and mother
made it up myself

yo the mops are coming home tonight

by ali abdalla May 13, 2005