shocker

This is a bedroom move. Two in the goo, one in the poo. AKA The Stinger, The Equalizer, The Southbound Surprise.

Tonight, When your parents leave I'm comin' over and givin your sister "the shocker"

by TastesLikeDeadBaby July 19, 2008

shock and awe

The American campaign of massive aerial bombardment during the 2003 Iraq War that flattened Baghdad.

by uclafalcon March 21, 2003

stockton borough

Stockton Borough is a very small riverside community in central western New Jersey. Sitting on the Delaware River it has a population of about 560. Formerly named Readings Ferry, then renamed Howell's Ferry, it was then officially founded and named Stockton in 1851. The Stockton Inn (formally known as Colligan's Stockton Inn), established in 1710, is the inn that was immortalized by Richard Rodgers in the song "There's a small hotel with a wishing well", sung in the Broadway play On Your Toes. The inn was first built as a private residence and is believed to have been converted in 1832.

Stockton is well known for maintaining its unchanging 18th century look with very little being changed in the town. Stockton is also home to one of the country's oldest and still operating school house. Which consists of 4 classrooms. A 5th room was added in the late 1980's.

Shawn Van Fleet is one of the few gay youths who reside in Stockton Borough.

by Shawn Van Fleet September 18, 2008

Stockholm syndrome

When a guy goes back to a woman after she fucks him over because she makes them second guess their decision and wonder what if. Only to be fucked over more times than Crosby mated with kids.

Jon, she's gonna fuck you over again, do you have Stockholm Syndrome.

by Jackanddaxterxd August 21, 2017

burning stockton

a mixture of corn starch and boiling water from (the microwave) that is used as an anal lubricant. resulting in 2nd degree burns AND a puckered, swollen,and much tighter butthole.

named for the west texas town stockton which is extremely hot year round. also most women met there seem to suffer from extreme prolapse of the anus.

after years of marriage things often become customary in the bedroom. to heat things up many couples rely on techniques like the burning stockton

by headgoat September 27, 2011

Clock-shock

The surprise that results from checking the time and getting an unexpected and often unwelcome result. Clock-shock can be positive or negative, depending on whether more or less time has passed than expected.

Alyssa had a bad case of clock-shock when she saw that it was already 5am!

Jimi was brutally clock-shocked when he realized he still had 4 hours before his shift ended.

by The Search Is Bound to Fail February 22, 2006

conogenic shock

fabricated illness linked with high drama to attract attention to oneself. Usually associated with the accumulation of relatives, police and fire-rescue personnel.

mostly experienced by south florida latino women.

One medic to another," Look man, she's fluttering her eyelids, she must be going into conogenic shock".

by buck thrasher January 20, 2009