human capital 

People change. The profit and gain made from the propelling of human capital to benefit yourself.

"She said that my boyfriend should still talk to her, despite the fact that she broke up with him when they dated"
"Oh, the agony, fucking human capital"

"Somalia is suffering"
"Eh, to them, it's human capital"

human capital by Wiggy Wallenstein December 13, 2008

Human race 

The one true race. All divisions of race exist on paper to get people to think in terms of whether they look the same or different from the next person.

If you're gonna hate somebody, hate them for being a member of the human race and never for having a different skin, hair, or eye color. Have a good reason to hate them, give them a good reason to hate you.

Human race by Solid Mantis August 5, 2019

Human Tripod

Definitely NOT Gus.

Gus is so small, he is the complete opposite of a human tripod.

Human Tripod by I OWN GUS March 21, 2004

human popsicle 

A faggot, usually the bitch in the relationship. The one takin it up the ass.

What Bubba turns you into once you get sent to prison.

Dave got sentenced to 10yrs of hard time. Damn he's gonna be a human popsicle for at least 8 of that.

human popsicle by 8Ball June 11, 2004

Human See Saw 

When a man is lucky enough to bring to attractive* girls home, each take a position on either the male sexual organ while the other positions herself on the face, BOTH MUST FACE EACH OTHER (this must not be confused with the Human Bobsled)

*attractive or un attractive does not determind if this is a See Saw or not.

I did the old Human See Saw last night.......my face hurts.

Human See Saw by See to my Saw September 11, 2009

Human Scum 

What you are when you do something so bad that you can hardly live with the fact that you can still be called human.

I only had enough money to pay the bill and not enough to tip for the wonderful service. I feel like Human Scum.

Human Scum by Wildburr April 26, 2016

Human Taco 

A sex move often performed in the Southwestern portion of the United States, in which a female places a dildo in between her breasts. The male then cums onto said dildo to create 'sour cream'. Blood, often from a period, is used as 'salsa'. Feces from either party can be used as beans or guacamole. In extreme cases, urine can be used as cheese. A commonly utilized move is to add lettuce/ herbs as greens for the taco. As a finale, the male will attempt to eat completed taco off the females chest.

My mom walked in on us while I was making my sister into a Human Taco.

Human Taco by Jersey boy chad December 26, 2013