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A person who resorts to Urban dictionary and Wikipedia to write fake words or spread propaganda because they have sand in their vagina over their political views.
You hear what that politicunt on CNN was saying?

That politicunt on Fox seriously needs to get some vagisil.

You watch that politicunt on MSNBC??? Yeah neither did I that network is trash.
by B Tsunami June 30, 2019
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Politicals

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A group of political-entities that believe differing opinions are wrong.
"All these politicals are so corrupt in many ways."
by theorist November 30, 2020
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Politicin` it

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To hog some one's blunt, jay, or bowl. Say the designated amount of hits before a pass is 2, the following dialogue may occur if someone does more.
John - Mark is running for president.
Mark - shut up!
John - stop politicin` it!
by Rory kane September 28, 2005
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Politition

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A person who is willing to lay down your life for his country.
Known to the lower econimized citizens as "dat one what makes da rules innit"
You will often find him/her sat on his/her overly large "arse" most dominantly leaning on a desk in the Houses Of Parliment fast asleep due to a "boring" politition of an opposing party.
...Politics..not my subject love...try that one what makes da rules.. o.O
by House Trained December 10, 2003
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political porn

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A form of political propaganda and communism seen in the news. Political porn also refers to a few controversial news networks such as CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News. A few examples of political porn on these networks include things such as communism, political correctness, political incorrectness, bureaucracy, dictatorship, immigration, President Trump, travel ban, NASA missions to the Moon or Mars or Jupiter and discovering new planets and science, World War III, Great Depression II, and future US states such as Puerto Rico, Cuba, Bahamas, Jamaica, and Long Island. CNN and other networks use this political porn to brainwash Americans into thinking that this stuff is "politically correct" when it's not. Political porn is bad for Americans as it is for modern society.
Dad: I'm going to watch CNN for an hour so I can see what's going on in the news.
20 Year Old Son: Don't watch that! CNN is political porn!
Dad: What's political porn?
20 Year Old Son: It's the many lies of the news in the world like CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News.
Dad: Well I need to find out what's going on in America.
20 Year Old Son: Then watch ABC News, NBC News, PIX 11, or Sarcasm News Tonight. Don't watch the Communist News Network!
Dad: What's the Communist News Network?
20 Year Old Son: CNN!
Dad: Ok then, I won't watch political porn.
by mattysponge1999 October 2, 2019
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Politically Homeless

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Supposed to refer to someone whose beliefs do not line up well with any available party, but is often misused by fascists/the alt-right to mask the fact that they're, well, fascist.
I'd call myself "politically homeless" at this point, but that would associate me with the people who call themselves "politically homeless"... and I do not want to share my political home with them.
by Voxel Roguery September 18, 2022
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politricks

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A Jamaican term, meaning strictly what is says. Was it JLP or PNP who first coined the phrase? Answers on a postcard please, to drinkers corner
fuck dem bloodclat politricks
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