Hard

When A guy's penis get's stiff and long

Chad : O Wow Kiersten is wearing tight gym short's, A white tank top, & cute little ankle socks today oh I'm getting so Hard!
Craig : Yeah I get Hard when she bends over and her thong tug's through her pussy lips!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! O crap I just creamed my pant's!
Craig : Sorry about that I forgot that Kiersten's pussy made you ejaculate!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Damn! Don't worry about it I'll just have Steve lick them out!
Craig : Well I guess i'll go hang out with Kiersten & drop thing's so I can get Hard!
Chad : And I'll go find Steve cause this cum in my pant's is getting heavy!

by SlopNChop December 5, 2017

Lurk Hard

Trying your hardest to be unknown, usually when you are gonna commit a crime or shit on life.

Jim: Last night, someone shat on my goods!

Jamal: Lurk Hard!

Jim: WTF.

by xXUntouchableXx April 28, 2009

No hard feelings

No hard feelings is an expression used when something heated or possibly disrespectful had happened, but you want to let others know that you didn't mean what you said or did. You hold no grudge against anyone affected. You do not hold hard feelings against them. You can use it to clear a misunderstanding.

i.e. : -you: "You're really annoying, did you know that? I'm sick of you telling me what to do"

- him: "What has gotten into you man? Chill dude... I'm sorry ok? I'll try to knock it off"

- you: "Alright, my bad, I got worked up, no hard feelings."

or

*you walk out of a meeting right when it got boring. Your boss nods, but everyone stares at you and frowns*

you: I have an appointment, sorry 'bout that. No hard feelings guys.

by nytveke November 21, 2019

Hard-Two-Dozen

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Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice

Bill: Hey Jeff your ex-girlfriend's new guy had his sentence upgraded to a Hard-Two-Dozen
Jeff: wow I didn't like the guy but would not wish that on anyone. what happened?

Bill: rumor has it all he did was blasphemed the name of the leprechaun
Jeff: WOW I am glad I don't know his real name now.
Bill: he doesn't mind anyone making fun of all those character names.
Jeff: Lord Bud is quite a character

by Spiritual-Master January 31, 2022

E-hard

Someone who acts hard on the internets

Spark is a perfect example of this, on irc and xbl, he is very e-hard by pwning noobs (and arrogant americans)

by [Spark] April 17, 2008

dickerson with his dick hard

Person you see at Smiles, a Go-Go bar in Ledgewood, New Jersey. Spends large amounts of time, and even larger amounts of money, all in a hopeless effort to have sexual relations. Then goes to the Shop Rite and tells everyone how much fun he had there.

Pocono Johnny: What?! The town is worried about the White Castle in Ledgewood because of what type of people it would bring in? Its right next to Smiles! You go in there, you see Dickerson with his dick hard!

by billtaylor.com February 5, 2005

hardbody

A sexy male or female with toned muscles (tight abs, nice biceps, etc.)

Did you see that rollerskater? What a hardbody, yum!

by ChrisFox February 10, 2013