Florida Floppy Dick 

An old Floridian pedophile man who is incapable of getting an erection and is forced to use Viagra

That man in the windowless van is a Florida Floppy Dick

Florida Floppy Dick by watchmeown654 December 19, 2011

Big Floppa 

Recent internet meme involving a Caracal cat, combined with funny text or edits, for a humorous outcome. The most popular floppa is Gosha/Gregory, Other floppas include Pumba, Kimbo, Roo, etc. The name big floppa comes from the floppy tufts of fur that grow on the end of a Caracal's ears. It is a common misconception that it is because of the cat's weight.

Person: Hey, have you seen the new cat meme Big Floppa, he is so funny.

Big Floppa by Tewam February 15, 2022

flopic 

On a message board, when a topic creator tries to make a funny or smart topic and fails, it is a flopic. A combination of topic and flop.

On a GameFAQs message board:
alright i was playing online and my team started talking about the new maps. Someone said that with the new maps or the new patch their going to do away with juggernaut. Now i didn'At believe it but the rest of my team did. Has anyone else heard about this and if so do you have a link to the info?

ArmoredCore123 answered: "flopic."

flopic by Uncle Gonzo January 4, 2009

Floppy Sausage-Wallet 

1. Name of a vagina belonging to an unusually slutty woman, owing reference to the fact that her external genetalia looks stretched and floppy, and appropriate for hiding sausage.

I took that skanky swamp donkey home and shoved my hog in her floppy sausage-wallet.

Floppy Sausage-Wallet by T-bone February 2, 2004

floppy dingo 

a non-erect penis, very common in sporting events, when the penis is uncontrollably flopping around.

At yesterday's game, my Floppy Dingo was getting in the way of my three point shot.

floppy dingo by "Cronky" December 27, 2008

Floppy Dick Drive 

This is a sexual act, where the male participant enters the female vagina, just like sex, except the male can't get hard. Sometimes beacuse the male has had too much sexual activity within a short period of time, or just because he's an impatent Runt.

Floppy Dick Drive
Women: "Is it in?"
Man: "erm..."

Floppy Dick Drive by Jacksc2 July 5, 2006

floppy muffin 

When a female grabs a man's penis at roughly the 1/2 point of the shaft then proceeds to make a circular motion on the helmet with the palm of her hand... making a once floppy muffin a hard muffin.

"Yo, Meg Ryan gives the best floppy muffin Ever."

"I was at this party and some girl was handing out floppy muffins left and right."

floppy muffin by jeffdhall April 9, 2009