Something that all people should buy before having sex. These little rubbers will help you not get STD's so next time you go to the store please buy some and don't end up in the hospital with an infection because u didn't want to spend $5 to buy some. Hospital bill will be more expensive.
by Call_me_daddyy March 12, 2019
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plural noun: condiments
a substance such as salt, ketchup, or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
plural noun: condiments
a substance such as salt, ketchup, or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
“Hey bro lemmie get some butter I’m hungry for some condiments”
“Shure bro”
*passes butter*
“Bro, this is salted butter”
“Sorry bro, lemme help”
*pisses on butter*
“Thanks bro”
*bites into butter*
*starts crying*
“Why are you crying bro?”
“This it the best butter I’ve ever eaten...”
“Bro...”
“Shure bro”
*passes butter*
“Bro, this is salted butter”
“Sorry bro, lemme help”
*pisses on butter*
“Thanks bro”
*bites into butter*
*starts crying*
“Why are you crying bro?”
“This it the best butter I’ve ever eaten...”
“Bro...”
by Peen69-420 March 21, 2019
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noun
plural noun: condiments
a substance such as salt, ketchup or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
plural noun: condiments
a substance such as salt, ketchup or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
“Bro lemmie hit those condiments”
“Ok bro, here’s some butter”
*hands over butter*
“Thanks bro”
*smokes butter*
“This is hard stuff...”
*dies*
“Bro?”
“Bro!”
“You dropped your butter!”
*hits butter*
*dies*
“Ok bro, here’s some butter”
*hands over butter*
“Thanks bro”
*smokes butter*
“This is hard stuff...”
*dies*
“Bro?”
“Bro!”
“You dropped your butter!”
*hits butter*
*dies*
by Peen69-420 March 21, 2019
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old woman at the counter: aren't you a little too young to use these?
old woman at the counter: aren't you a little too young to use these?
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Protects you from Aids and from unwillingly baby-making.
Be careful tho,as they can also break.
Protects you from Aids and from unwillingly baby-making.
Be careful tho,as they can also break.
by MVPMike April 25, 2019
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