Brenan

The pettiest person you'll ever meet, hands down. Skinny, and makes absolutely no effort to gain weight except to drink only soda. Currently, the world record holder for the least amount of water drinking while still surviving. Will immediately spill secrets when he gets upset. But almost always entertaining. Has humor that anyone can find funny.

Damnit Brenan! You can't stay up all night drinking soda and then tell everyone at school I'm gay because you're tired!

by The peanut butter company December 27, 2023

Brendan

brendan is a big hairy man with big muscles and has a great sense of humor. hes so big and jolly and loves to eat cookies and he is the nicest person ever. hes really big and is a great friend

guy 1: did you hear about brendan?

guy 2: yeah i heard he’s really big and hairy

by bigbootyman30 January 9, 2024

Brendan

Brendan's a jerk, he's an idiot jerk. He's a jerk idiot, he's and idot jerk. He's a jerk, he's a jerk, he's a jerk.

Get that Brendan shit out of here!

by DonutjockeyJEFF69 January 21, 2024

Brenda Widdleton

Brenda is..how do I put this... a super gorgeous gal! She makes me wanna literally wanna watch dream, my favorite youtuber

"Tsk... I knew BRENDA WIDDLETON would show up eventually"
"hEY! Stop bullying Brenda! Don't you know shes dating Stuart the biggest fupa in town?!!!!"
"Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YOUR'E RIGHT!!! I have mispoken...I forgot brenda and stuart are the biggest foopa couple in the universe!"

"hAH. That will put you in your place! "

by Stuart'sLittleFoopa69 January 21, 2024

Brendan

The biggest faggot you can ever meet he’s funny yeah but he’s so homo that he makes you wanna call him slurs

Hey is that Brendan he’s the biggest faggot EVER!

by DESSSSSSSSSSS January 27, 2024

Brendan

The most submissive faggot ever he’s literally the Twinkiest man you could ever meet

Brendan is the biggest twink at our school

by DESSSSSSSSSSS January 28, 2024

Bren

Someone who will make your day much better by making simple but kind actions befor adding a joke on the side. You definitely need this person in your life with how they will brighten life.

You:*sad*
Bren: *waves for you* don’t be sad. That’s what sad people do.

by Lilium February 9, 2024