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Windows movie maker

Most unstable piece of shit to ever be invented. Ever. If it weren't for it's EXTREMELY ANNOYING freezes which occur ever 1/3 of a second, then it would be a half decent program. But sadly, that is not the case.
Rob: So, how's the editing going?
Smith: Horrible. That piece of cockshit WMM joke of a program froze and ruined a whole FUCKLOAD of my work. It fills me with enough rage to disembowel thousands of people within the time-span of 4 minutes.
by DannyMcfuck September 5, 2005
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Windows 10

Spyware that installs itself without the user's consent.
Windows 10: The latest virus plaguing Windows PCs is actually from Microsoft.
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windscheffel

1. v. To boast or embellish to great degrees.
2. n. One who ignores common sense. Favors everything familiar; belittles anything unknown. Lives life with blinders on.
1. He windscheffeled all day talking about how great he is.

2. The guy at work acted like a total windscheffel; arguing with him was like banging my head against a brick wall.
by keiy April 24, 2008
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windows update

The way Microsoft finds out that your copy of Windows is pirated
"Windows Update" has determined that your installation key is not valid, and therefore setup cannot proceed. Contact your system administrator for more information.
by DaveK September 6, 2003
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Betty Windsor

The supposed "commoner name" of the reigning Monarch of England, Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland, and the Commonwealth Realms.

People who call Queen Elizabeth II "Betty Windsor" are either anti-monarchy, small-r republican, apathetic, or satirists.
English monarchist: Her Royal Highness will visit this august country of Canada in a fortnight.

American: Dude, I just go to school here. I'm not Canadian. Why should I care anyway? Betty Windsor's just a person, like anyone else.

English monarchist: How dare you sully our most Serene and Exalted Monarch of the United Kingdom and the Commonwealth Realms with a made-up commoner name!

American: Let's get real. She eats out of Tupperware every morning at breakfast.
by poorbrokegradstudent December 28, 2011
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frosty window

A frosty window starts off with you doing a drunk chick from behind, while your buddy hides in the closet. Real quickly you and your friend switch places so that the girl doesn't notice, and you sneak outside to the window facing into the room. You then wipe away the frost on the window and wave and smile at the girl.
Yo, did you hear about Calvin pulling a frosty window on that chick? She was all like AH LAH LAH LAH LAH !
by Kenko May 15, 2006
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Windows 11

If you're reading this, please switch to GNU/Linux before microsoft turns you into a microsoft zombie
News Report: Windows 11 turns another person into a zombie, eating the brains of those who don't exclusively use Microsoft products
by Lovethecreeper October 4, 2021
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