Turtleneck Sweater

1.A Circumstance where a person accidently leaves his fly unzipped and with wearing the right boxers had his dick poke through exposing it.
2.A Fashionable sweater made popular during the 80's into the 90's.

I was in the restroom at the mall the other day and forgot to zip up my fly when I was finished. I had no idea that I was sporting a turtleneck sweater until about after a group of women started smiling at me and pointing towards my crotch.

by jaymoz June 19, 2014

Turtle toes

Someone who has gross looking feet.

"Jason has some nasty feet!"
"Yuck, I know"
"He's got turtle toes!!!"

by Embaabe September 24, 2015

Turtlehead

The unfortunate occurrence of needing to shit so bad that you feel your shit is poking out, not unlike the head of a turtle protruding from its shell.

Oh no, I haven't pooped in two days and I've got a serious turtlehead

by youbeenhazed January 23, 2016

Turtleness

Ryan Metzger

His turtleness is iconic.

His turtleness will be the death of me.

by AJR fan June 22, 2018

Turtle

Turtle is when the male species is on a bonner, (also known as having a hard dick)

This word was created on the residential at tobermore in 2018, It was used to save friends from an embarrassing encounter with their bird.

Yogi Text his friend "Turtle" and his friend came to the rescue getting him out of the situation using a quite lengthy excuse.

by ROSH 11 September 23, 2018

Turntle

A special type of turtle that has become self aware to the point it discovers a 4th axis and disappears from existence

Mi turtle stan became a turntle today.

by TheOvergrownMidget July 22, 2019

Turtle back

A waffle fry (specifically from Chick fil A) with the skin left on.

Hey Christen, are you gonna eat your turtle back fries?

Unpopular opinion: Turtle back fries at Chick-fil-A are the best fries ever.
I hate it when Chick fil A gives me those turtle back fries.

Turtle back fries are a vehicle for sauce.

by Brookola February 9, 2021