(n.) A strategically designed sweater that has a piece of fabric at the top which hugs fabric completely around the neck. Mostly worn more recently by snobby artists (usually accompanied by a beret also black) or mom's over 35. However, the sweater originated to solve an age old problem of hiding hickeys. The neck is one of the most common places for visible hickeys to appear after a passionate make out session. The next day when you have to have dinner with you parents (or maybe even grandparents!) the hickey will make them think you are some kind of sex fiend. A fashion designer had this problem and after realizing all of their scarves were dirty (don't ask, that is more sex fiend stuff) quickly sewed extra fabric on top of an old sweater to completely conceal around the neck and thus the hickeys. Now men and women can wear hickeys around their families and everyone will think they just have no fashion sense.
Girl: "Tomorrow I have to spend Christmas visiting relatives."
Guy: "So no Chistmas Eve necking then?"
Girl: "Oh we totally can neck all night, I have an ugly Turtleneck Sweater I can wear!"
Guy: "So no Chistmas Eve necking then?"
Girl: "Oh we totally can neck all night, I have an ugly Turtleneck Sweater I can wear!"
by Kangarilla October 1, 2014
1.A Circumstance where a person accidently leaves his fly unzipped and with wearing the right boxers had his dick poke through exposing it.
2.A Fashionable sweater made popular during the 80's into the 90's.
2.A Fashionable sweater made popular during the 80's into the 90's.
I was in the restroom at the mall the other day and forgot to zip up my fly when I was finished. I had no idea that I was sporting a turtleneck sweater until about after a group of women started smiling at me and pointing towards my crotch.
by jaymoz June 19, 2014
by Hobbit Meat April 1, 2007
by Squirrel Boi December 6, 2017
“Snake in a turtleneck sweater” refers to the penis of a person who has not been circumcised.
Usually a term used in England during the 80’s.
Usually a term used in England during the 80’s.
by Aantazy January 3, 2018
A circumcised penis , resembling baldy detective Kojak , played by Telly Savalas when attired in a turtle neck sweater
by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023