Fuckboy Suckboy

A fuckboy who just talks to girls so he can get some head.

Ew, why the fuck is Matt talking to me?

Duh, he's a fuckboy suckboy. He just wants oral from you.

by youbeenhazed November 18, 2015

Turtlehead

The unfortunate occurrence of needing to shit so bad that you feel your shit is poking out, not unlike the head of a turtle protruding from its shell.

Oh no, I haven't pooped in two days and I've got a serious turtlehead

by youbeenhazed November 18, 2015

Anglo sexon

A super hot white girl.

Damn, do you see that blonde over there? Holy shit that girl is an Anglo sexon

by youbeenhazed November 18, 2015