youbeenhazed's definitions

Turtlehead

The unfortunate occurrence of needing to shit so bad that you feel your shit is poking out, not unlike the head of a turtle protruding from its shell.

Oh no, I haven't pooped in two days and I've got a serious turtlehead

by youbeenhazed January 23, 2016

Fuckboy Suckboy

A fuckboy who just talks to girls so he can get some head.

Ew, why the fuck is Matt talking to me?

Duh, he's a fuckboy suckboy. He just wants oral from you.

by youbeenhazed January 23, 2016

Anglo sexon

A super hot white girl.

Damn, do you see that blonde over there? Holy shit that girl is an Anglo sexon

by youbeenhazed January 23, 2016