toilet cum

toilet cum is the ivory-colored jizz a guy shoots in the toilet while jacking off there.

Somebody was beating their meat in the toilet and forgot to flush -- I saw a big load of toilet cum in it!

by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021

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Jewish Toilet

When you shit in a girls mouth, if possible extra points are given if you can do it in a tracheotomy hole.

Carol fell asleep without covering up her neck hole so I gave her a jewish toilet!

by Real Jewish Definitions April 22, 2009

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Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

A "disease" or "syndrome" (personality) of a child who has been addicted by the series known as "Skibidi Toilet" by Russian/Georgian animator Alexey Gerasimov

That fucking autistic kid has Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

by monochronos12 August 27, 2023

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To perform a toilet fuck: Find a girl who is drunk, being sick into a toilet, pull her trousers down/skirt up and fuck her from behind. When finished walk away like nothing happened. Shes too drunk to remember.

A girl who is "a toilet fuck" is someone you would only fuck in this scenario.

"Do you think sarahs hot ?"
"mehh, sarahs a toilet fuck."

by albrechtdurer March 22, 2009

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Toilet paper test

When a man sticks his flaccid or erect penis into the inner cardboard ring of a roll of toilet paper to test his girth. If it goes in he fails. If it doesn’t enter he fails

Yo David have you done the toilet paper test?

by Trumpforprezzzzz June 18, 2019

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