slowfuckia

noun.

AKA slowfuckistan
the fictional land of slow fucks.

everybody fucks slow in slowfuckia.

by L0union June 26, 2021

slow donny

Someone who is severely lacking in the pace department.

Why is Joel GC up top, he’s such slow donny.

by HugeWill May 21, 2021

Slowage

When you wear heavy armor and move slightly slower in video games.

"I would use this heavy armor but it'll make me slowage."

by Systemsoftware115 May 29, 2021

Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking

Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?

by Shameful act of teh imerbrated June 1, 2021

Slow

Another way of saying “It’s not happening”

Person 1: There’s a party going on tonight. Are you going?
Person 2: It’s looking pretty slow for that

by Schneidine June 4, 2021

Slow feri

To sexually harass in a way of not being gentlemen, disrespecting manners and showing off you are a member of the elite and abusing that sort of social asymmetry when talking to girls or young women. It could resort to insisting verbally on getting nudes from girls (especially ones from the instagram followers). The idiom is reffering to Diminik Feri's affair, 2021.

Hi bro, what's up? I gave her slow feri and look, nudes delivered. You need to know how to treat them.

by Linguotheobserver June 5, 2021

slow joanne

whenever someone isn’t understanding something properly or at all, you call them a ‘slow joanne’

mymy: the third letter in hello is ‘l’
lili: i don’t get it
lala: of course you don’t, slow joanne

by yadeeyadeeya June 5, 2021