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A word used to to call someone slow. Like the opposite of Speedy
Wow he is Slowy
Slowy by bagel423 February 23, 2023
or slowie is a blowjob. This term used by Graduates of Strath Haven High School from about 2000-2003?4, perhaps extending a few years before graduates of 2000.
Yea she gives a sweet slowy .

Nice.
slowy by Dave McCormick December 20, 2007
When you’re friend ir spouse is asleep (you may have drugged them with sleeping pills) and you suck their dick. Sleep + blowy = slowy. It has to be consensual.
Dude 1: okay, so imma drug you so I can give u a slowy.

Dude 2: okey dokey. No homo?
Dude 1: no homo
Slowy by England_isn’t_my_city September 25, 2018
When somebody acts slow like your best friend or family so you have to call them a nickname
friend: “whats 2 + 2 ?”

me: “how don’t you know what that is ? slowy “
Slowy by S1E44A July 22, 2023

Slowy McPoopson 

A person that takes a long time in the bathroom. (Most likely because they are defecating)
I have to use the bathroom. I hope Slowy McPoopson isn't in there.
Slowy McPoopson by Matt Savo December 30, 2008

Slowy Joey

Term used to describe a very stupid or retraded person. Someone who has 3 braincells or less.
Rachel saw Mark sucking dick for one crack rock, so she shook her head and said, "He truly is one Slowy Joey."
Slowy Joey by Tanky Doomsicle August 4, 2016
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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