Sloppy clam slap

A sexual act believed to have originated from the quran it is performed by young boys on an elder infront of mecca the boy ejualates in the elders mouth then striking both sides of the elders cheeks opens his mouth then swallows the semen with is symbolic of Allah entering the young kid and blessing him with his seed of knowledge

I'm so jealous Mohammed got to perform a sloppy clam slap on his elder my grandfather dad before I could perform it on him I will never be blessed with Allah's knowledge

by Handy mat July 19, 2019

hoe slap

the art of slappin your hoe

"That one bitch gave me such a bad hummer i had to give her the ol' hoe slapatty tap tap tap"

by whymanwhy February 29, 2004

Taco Slap

to forcefully hit another person in the face with the lips of your vagina, leaving a taco-like print on the face of the victim. much like a mushroom slap, in female form.

Alex, im going to taco slap you so hard, you will carry around a taco everywhere for days...if you don't do what i say!

by kaalbe June 11, 2011

slapdash

A jury-rigged repair. Anything held together with duct-tape, bubble-gum or baling wire. A machine put together by a hack , with a hacksaw and a trowel.

Me: That's a slapdash repair.
Used Car Salesman: What's dat?
Me: The windshield is held in by duct tape instead of a rubber seal.

by AviationMetalSmith December 12, 2008

butt slap

The act of slapping a softball teammate on the posterior to reward them for a great hit or an outstanding play in the field.

Jimmy sure likes to give butt slaps to the girls on the team when they get a hit or catch the ball.

by JimmyT84 September 7, 2007

The Almighty Mexican Patty Slap

The most powerful attack that can be dished out on a human. This is done by getting one boca burger patty, slathering it in honey mustard, and smacking some one with it across the face. this does considerable damage to the mental state of the person being slapped

Guy 1:"did you hear about fred? he got the almighty mexican patty slap!"
Guy 2"Oh snap are you serious? is he still breathing on his own?"

by Josh Pimpington December 15, 2007

mushroom slap

if someone happens to be getting fresh with you, mushroom slap them. This means pulling out your jimmy and making solid contact with their facial region.

C-dav definitely mushroom slapped that girl last period because she said "oh my gosh guys guess what happened?"

by drew s April 12, 2004